Current Rumours

Rumours:

  1. Coinmaster Kale is dying of an incurable affliction
  2. Steward Helmund II is also the master of the Assassins Guild
  3. There are still many undiscovered chambers in the Observatory
  4. Gaston Rising, a wizard (actually rogue) is able to send people on trips to the moon on a magic carpet, he performs at Rosden market on the weekends
  5. Thelonius the End-splitter is the only truly masterful wizard in Elidir
  6. Crazy Hassan the camel salesman is actually a spy from Ossirion
  7. The refugees outside the city are actually an army, gathered by Proconsul Falkon, who will overthrow the Steward
  8. The Austere Academy of Arts, Sciences and the Arcane has a secret school devoted to necromancy
  9. Maximus VIII (of House Leroung) is a distant relative of Her Infernal Majestrix, Queen of Cheliax, Abrogail Thrune II.
  10. Recent scientific experiments have proven that neckties bring bad luck
  11. A new kind of mind-bending puzzle has been invented at The Austere Academy of Arts, Sciences and the Arcane, combining magic and clever use of materials. The puzzle is so fiendishly difficult it has already sent one man mad, and another committed suicide after being locked in a room with the puzzle for an hour.
  12. Regular washing is bad for you, it makes you age twice as fast.
  13. There are strange merfolk that are sometimes spotted in the Conerica Straits.
  14. There is a prophecy, given by Thelonius the End-splitter, that in the year 4698 (next year), a terrible earthquake will shake all of Absalom
  15. The Steward Helmund II plans to start using refugees as draftees into the army
  16. Ernas the fishmonger was murdered by thieves in Rosden Market last night
  17. There has been a massacre nearby Chitterwood Forest. An entire village of people were rounded up and slaughtered by goblins. Only two people escaped.
  18. Some refugees have infiltrated the city
  19. The Pilferboots are relocating their headquarters. Watchmaster Marianus decided they were probably behind the disappearance of Maximus VII and several known members have been arrested.
  20. They are increasing the goods and sales taxes in the city by 5% starting next week
  21. There has been a recent spike of venereal disease within Elidir
  22. The cellars of the palace were overrun last night by rats. Wizards from the Academy were called to summon cats to counter the plague.
  23. There is an Andoran diplomat in Elidir who is in talks with the Steward Helmund II.
  24. A lone tiger was recently spotted running wild through the streets of Augustina at night. It fled towards Littleboot.
  25. Inspectors have been randomly interviewing people about the disappearance of Maximus VII of Leroung. Heads have been broken.
  26. The bridge across the Conerica River, a couple of days south of Elidir, was destroyed by brigands
  27. A new monastery is being established south of Elidir
  28. Verlyn’s son is not in a good way. Been bedridden for weeks. Can’t shake a fever from a giant rat.
  29. There is a noble in Glitterbrook so desperate for a child they are willing to do anything to get one.
  30. The well respected dwarven blacksmith named Grinarv has recently died from old age.
  31. Another small town was recently sacked by a raiding party of hobgoblins, leaving only 22 survivors from a population of 140.
  32. Royal sages predict autumn will come early this year.

Current Rumours

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